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Death’s a Real Mother
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One night Death came to take a woman’s only son to the Underworld. Just as he was drawing back the boy’s blankets, Death spied a…
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Dear LubePro’s
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The following is a copy of the letter I’m sending to LubePro’s President & CEO Ray Keating regarding an unfortunate customer service experience. My personal…
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So I Heard…
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By now, I’m sure most of you have heard that I’ve moved. If not; I’ve moved. I’m not exactly thrilled by the turn of events,…
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My Favorites, 2009 Edition
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As we’re coming up on the end of the year, it’s traditional to look back and pick our favorite things from the year gone by.…
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Two Steps Forward and Two Steps Back
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So the scale said I’m 222 this morning. >sigh< I did miss most of last week’s working out due to the weather, but I’m still…
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One Little Victory
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I now weigh 219 pounds. I have lost my first pound on my quest to become “A Shape Other Than Round.” Yay! This despite not…
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Progress, Of A Sort
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So I got on the scale this morning… It’s the same scale I weighed myself at the beginning of my exercise adventure. I was wearing…
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A Shape Other Than Round
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I weigh 220 pounds according to my scale at home. This is unacceptable. Those of you knew me in high school may recall that I…
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Dear Santa
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Dear Santa, I would like the following for Christmas: A customizable license plate frame (You can get them at Wal-Mart pretty cheap. They have letters…
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This is the new shit
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So, I plunked down a very small amount of cash and time, and now I have my very own website. Yay! Going forward, you can…
Darius McCaskey
Darius McCaskey is an author, poet, and musician from Rockford, Illinois.