{"id":33,"date":"2009-11-18T13:18:28","date_gmt":"2009-11-18T19:18:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/3.136.9.181\/?p=33"},"modified":"2009-11-18T13:18:28","modified_gmt":"2009-11-18T19:18:28","slug":"dear-santa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vaygh.com\/?p=33","title":{"rendered":"Dear Santa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Santa,<\/p>\n<p>I would like the following for Christmas:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A customizable license plate frame (You can get them at Wal-Mart pretty cheap. They have letters so you can spell out your own message. I would like to add to the Punisher Malibu.)<\/li>\n<li>An electric razor (Not that I don&#8217;t like my Gillette M3 Power, but it would save me some time in the morning.)<\/li>\n<li>An iPhone (Yeah, I know, who doesn&#8217;t want one?)<\/li>\n<li>An extra 3 hours every day (Once again, who doesn&#8217;t want that?)<\/li>\n<li>My body, circa 1998 (I may have been scrawny, but at least I could walk up a flight of stairs without getting winded.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure I could think of plenty of other things, but I don&#8217;t want to overload you. Plus, I&#8217;m not sure if I fall into the &#8220;nice&#8221; category, so I may be getting a lump of coal anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks,<\/p>\n<p>Darius<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Santa, I would like the following for Christmas: A customizable license plate frame (You can get them at Wal-Mart pretty cheap. They have letters so you can spell out your own message. I would like to add to the Punisher Malibu.) An electric razor (Not that I don&#8217;t like my Gillette M3 Power, but&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pgg9VX-x","amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vaygh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vaygh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vaygh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vaygh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vaygh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vaygh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vaygh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vaygh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vaygh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}